The Further Adventures of Mommy & Them
Mommy in car with Daddy and Big Brother. Daddy is driving. Big brother is in the passenger seat.
She is in the back seat eating her breakfast bowl.
Mommy: (Talking out loud TO HERSELF) Mmmm. Millet, dehydrated apple, raw sunflower seeds, coconut oil, cinammon, black strap molasses.
Daddy : What are you telling me for?
Big Brother : Yeah no body wants to know about your seeds.
Daddy: Your roots!
Big Brother: Your twigs!
Daddy & Big Brother: Your BARKS!!
(They both crack up laughing at their sync in brain activity).
Big Brother: (Still laughing) Especially me. I don't want to know about your food..
Daddy: The things you eat is not even food. You shouldn't even be eating it.
Big Brother: You bring a bowl everywhere you go. Eating bird feed
Daddy: Come on "Bird Feed". Eating fertilizer.
Def comedy jam continues to be played out in the front seat as Daddy looks at Mommy in the rearview mirror laughing. She looks up occasionally and remains silent still eating. She doesn't bother to tell them the heart benefits of the grain millet and how it lowers your blood pressure and they should try it as a hot cereal. She doesn't say anything about the health benefits of raw sunflower seeds or black strap molasses as a great source of iron. She really wanted them to know the main benefit of this bowl of warm delicious cereal is not even for her it's really for them. These ingredients help balance her hormones so that she doesn't go "Jackie Chan" on everybody right about now. You would think they would know better than to mess with middle aged women. But she keeps silent and continues to eat, smiling to herself with only one word in mind. BOZOS.